If you met a man who told you his girlfriend had been impregnated by ‘god’ and he learned about it from an ‘angel’ who visited him while he was asleep… how fast would you run from such a deluded cuckold? And if, fifty years later, you bumped into a bloke who told you that he’d had a ‘vision’ of the dead wunderkind who happened to be the ‘christ’ – the savior of the world – would you have him committed or would you politely take your leave?
Because, truth be told, this is all we have in Christianity – a double delusion – one man’s vision of another man’s dream.
THE PAGANISING OF CHRISTIANITY
Add to that the ramblings of four unknown scribes, each copying from the other, each adding pagan myths to the brew, and before long we’ve got a miraculous if rather sinister creature like Horus, formed from an unfertilised egg and doted on by twelve dopey disciples. Restoring life to rotting corpses (“But master, he stinketh”) like Mithras. Walking on water like Krishna. Turning water into wine like Bachus/Dionysus. Crucified like Prometheus and resurrected like countless pagan ‘christs’ before him.
Along comes the Universal (Catholic) Church recognising there’s a dollar to be made and bumholes to be penetrated from embracing this nonsense. Emperor Constantine drowns his wife, strangles his son and then turns this ridiculous mish-mash of pagan tripe into the state religion. To appease the Sol Invictus (sun worshiping) Roman elite Constantine changes the Hebrew sabbath from Saturday to Sunday and insists that everyone adjust their grovel-day accordingly.
Christianity is established.
One by one, earlier Christian cults are eliminated, their priests butchered or driven into the desert to die until Catholicism is the only Christian cult left standing.
PRETTY YOUNG BOYS FOR THE TAKING
Right from the start paedophilia is rife. Historical records show that dating back to the first century AD there were complaints against priests molesting little boys. This tradition has continued unabated through the centuries until the present time when a more secular society is determined to put an end to the kiddie-fucking reign of the Catholic monstrosity.
For the first time in its two-thousand year buggering history, the Catholic Church is having to go easy on little boys’ bumholes and little girls’ slits. Child rape is costing money.
People blame the celebate imposition for such reprehensible behaviour but I suspect that celibacy has nothing to do with it. In the non Catholic world thousands of paedophiles are married men with children. Being married does not prevent them fiddling with their own and other peoople’s children. No, this has to do with church tradition. When a young man gives the impression that he is surrendering his earthly life to devote himself to ‘Christ’ it is an illusion. The young man has been groomed by priests to enjoy the man/boy lifestyle and he knows that his carnal needs will be well catered for within the priesthood.
BEASTLY PRIESTS CONSTANTLY ON THE PROWL
Until late into the twentieth century man/boy sexual relationships were so commonplace within the priesthood it wasn’t an issue. Priests openly sought out children from within the church and outside the church for sexual gratification. In the early 1960s, as a young deck boy in the Merchant Navy I personally encountered a paedo-priest in Belfast. A nice young man, very friendly, very generous – he treated me to fish and chips – but all he really wanted was my body. I told him I wasn’t interested and we parted the best of friends. I wasn’t molested and I wasn’t harmed in any way but it could have ended differently. Had I been ten years old and more impressionable, more vulnerable, it might have been a different story. But it was the sheer openness and matter of factness of the encounter that alarmed me. It was like – this is how it is – open your mouth, drop your jeans and bend over. This encounter took place on a beach (or some old tar pit resembling a beach) in broad daylight with people strolling around just one sand dune away.
If you engage your brain and stop to think about it for just one moment, what sort of red-blooded young man, with his sexual hormones racing around like Formula Ones at Brands Hatch, surrenders his sex life for some mystical pudding in the sky? Seriously – none. Young men enter the priesthood knowing that their sexual urges are going to be well and truly gratified.
JESUS RETURNS AND BURNS CATHOLICS
I don’t for one second believe that ‘Jesus’ is going to return. There was no first ‘coming’ and so there will be no ‘second coming’. But Catholics, along with other dingalings, do believe this. I hope they’re right and I’m wrong. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to see Catholics coming face to face with their ‘Lord’. Imagine the look of horror on his face when Jesus notices the Vatican, an opulent palace jammed to the rafters with gold, jewels and art treasures. Billions, probably trillions of dollars in Swiss banks. Thousands of sleazy parasites and ponces prancing around in brocade ball gowns. And all in His name! And more than a billion simpletons around the world promoting this life of splendour and wickedness – in His name.
The book of Revelations describes Jesus galloping down from the sky on a white horse, Jesus with a sword protruding from his mouth, waging war on the sinners who reject his ministry. My guess is, the very first people he will slaughter will be the Catholic clergy followed by the billion or so Catholics who by lending support to the Wicked Empire, kept it going for two thousand years. Jesus said, “There will be a wailing and a gnashing of teeth” and I’d like to be there when Catholics get their comeuppance
No church, other than perhaps the American ra ra evangelical churches, piss, shit and vomit on everything Jesus stood for, fought for and died for. No one rejects the ministry of so-called Jesus Christ like a Catholic.
Actually, I’d rescue the children because it’s not their fault their parents are wicked sinners. They didn’t ask to be indoctrinated. The Hebrew ‘god’ threatened to punish children to the fourth generation but I am better than ‘god’. More merciful. I would forgive children. I would even forgive adults from countries where education is non existent. But as for parents who’ve received an education and are still so stupid and cruel as to promote the teachings of kiddie-fucking parasites, I’d let them roast for a few hours. As for the kiddie-fuckers themselves – the pope and his bum buggering generals – I’d let them feel the heat for a few days or even weeks.
Between them they have condemned millions of children to a life of hell, so let them feel the heat for a while. Unfortunately I suspect that I’m right – there will be no second coming and so most of the kiddie fuckers will get away with their crimes. Parents will continue to patronise the Catholic Church and it will take another hundred years or so before human beings wake up to the awful truth – They Have Been Conned!
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